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1. (Donkey Punch) (21120↑, 13658↓)
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

I donkey punched Meredith last night, and It was awesome

2. (Donkey Punch) (7851↑, 5514↓)
Punching someone in the back of the head may lead to serious brain damage and even death. Donkey punching involves the male punching the sexual partner in the back of the head during anal or vaginal sex prior to orgasm, to provoke a shock causing the vaginal or anal muscles to contract around the male's penis. The move can be prosecuted as sexual assault and even rape in the case of surprise anal penetration.

-"YES YES" \<Donkey Punch\> -"AAAAARGH\!\!\!" -"Ooooh, that feels so good\!\!\! Isn't it love? ...Love? hello? Are you okay? .... aaaaaargh\!\!\!\! Love?? Wake up\!\!\!\! Aaaaaargh\!\!\!"

3. (Donkey Punch) (1808↑, 837↓)
Every hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, you'd be surprised what you might get. You'd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit.

I donkey punched the bitch and was found guilty of felony assault.

4. (donkey punch) (2698↑, 1906↓)
an urban legend that holds that if you have vaginal or anal sex with a woman (or anal sex with a man) and punch him/her in the back of the head, it will somehow cause the vaginal/anal muscles to contract. this is medically impossible, but widely circulated among 12 year old boys and those that share their general level of maturity and/or a chauvanist animosity towards women. the only garanteed result of a donkey punch is an immediate end to your sex life and/or getting your ass kicked physically or in court.

"when you break up with your girlfriend, you should give her a donkey punch\!"

5. (donkey punch) (4261↑, 3471↓)
For anybody even remotely considering this stunt (adequately explained in the definitions) or for those who somehow think the idea of a donkey punch is amusing, I have the following opinion from a prosecutor at our local District Attorney's Office:

Donkey punching is easily indictable as a serious felony on two counts. First: deadly assault. A blow to the back of the head is can easily cause a severe or fatal brain stem injury; even no-holes-barred professional fights ban it. Second: it is rape, pure and simple. The logic of this would be easily understood by any jury. The object and motivation of donkey punching is clear and unambiguous: it is to render the victim unconcious and thus incapable of saying "NO" to something the victim would ordinarily and vigorously object to. Our office, given proper evidence would, with great eagerness and dertermination, prosecute a case such as this. The probablility of conviction would be virtually certain. Furthermore, we could convincingly argue that the perpetrator(s) are to be regarded as dangerous sex criminials and thus pose a clear community danger while awaiting trial. Few judges would deny our argument that the perpetrators should be imprisioned while awaiting trial. In addition, there is ample precedence for conviction of those encouraging these crimes on seperate felony crimes of aiding and abetting a sexual assault. A viewing of Jody Foster's "The Accused", based on an actual rape conviction, should make this plain to people. In the case of a prearranged or planned assault, an additional and more serious charge of conspiracy would be added to the indictment.

6. (donkey punch) (5029↑, 4267↓)
Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much. Besides being medically impossible (read a biology book folks, knocking someone out doesn't cause that effect), any gay male will tell you that smacking someone who you are having sex with will lead to you getting beaten to a pulp.

Men who talk big about "donkey punching some ho" are usually just too immature to admit that they are actually gay.

7. (donkey punch) (4472↑, 3733↓)
A sleazy sex move in which while the guy is taking the girl anally he punches her in the back of the head, making her ass or vagina contract.

Kevin donkey punched me. What a fucking sleazebag\!

8. (donkey punch) (730↑, 244↓)
An attack in [Super Smash Bros.]; To perform this move, you must [wind up] [Donkey Kong]'s regular "B" button attack, and then [unleash] it on unsuspecting [players].

Aww [fuck] man, why do you always have to [donkey punch] me when i'm trying to [get back] on the edge?\!

9. (Donkey Punch) (585↑, 143↓)
(Pertaining to the classic videogame Super Smash Bros.) When Donkey Kong unleashes his maximum power punch in the face of an opponent.

Puncher: DONKEY PUNCH\!\!\! Punchee: That f***ing Donkey Punch is too powerful\! That s**t isn't fair\!

10. (Donkey Punch) (535↑, 169↓)
The melee attack with the plasma pistol in Halo 2.

I just donked that mother fuckin covenant with a donkey punch.

11. (Donkey Punch) (523↑, 154↓)
The Call of Duty Move originally done by xbox live gamer tag Snatchier Pigeon and Ballboy007 This move is when you prone or crouch behind a teammate or enemy and knife them in the back while yelling "DONKEY PUNCH\!" This can be used to annoy teammates or simply get revenge on annoying teammates

I just totally Donkey Punch'd this guy

12. (donkey punch) (500↑, 131↓)
The act of using a charged [plasma pistol] followed by a melee attack in the video game [Halo2]

I donkey punched the guy for the win.

13. (donkey punch) (431↑, 169↓)
A sandwich at Chicago Bagel Authority. It is a bialy with chicken salad, BBQ sauce and smoked cheddar on it.

Mmm... that Donkey Punch was delicious\! I'd have another, but I'm trying to get into a Speedo.

14. (donkey punch) (2357↑, 2158↓)
Donkey punching is more safe and effective when you use a swift but controlled open-handed karate chop to the very base of the skull, near its insertion on the neck. I believe this stimulates nerves that contract the anal sphincter muscles. The legal definition should be removed because the goal is not to make the recipient unconscious. Also, this is not something that people actually do, its a freaken joke, you feminazi. But, if you were to do it, a donkey punch to the spine just above the ass would probably work better (and provoke fewer lawsuits) than a blow to the head, which might even relax the anus. This is because sacral nerve stimulation has been linked to sphincter contraction (in cats)- dont ask. Now, if you really want to get some sphincter contraction, without the whole punching thing, you cover the recipient's nose and mouth with a hankerchief full of ground pepper or something that will make her cough (or just ask her to cough repeatedly). Coughing tightens the anus twice as much as voluntarily squeezing.

My girlfriend asked me if I would like to donkey punch her, but I asked her to induce a coughing fit instead. Her cornhole puckered up so tight that I got sperm backwash and blew out my prostate\!

15. (Donkey Punch) (287↑, 149↓)
A very well hit softball

"Man was that one heck of a donkey punch right there."

16. (donkey punch) (1124↑, 1059↓)
Man of chivalry and honor, immediately precedent to Don Quixote in the fonetic fon book.

Don Quipunch (pron. don' kee punch, donkey punch) was shocked to learn from urbandictionary.com what his name was a homonym for.

17. (donkey punch) (217↑, 197↓)
The end product from the wopatuli fermentation process whereby leftover wop from an all night drinking party is left unattended and contained on a back porch for a minimum of two weeks. The combination of elements, temperature, neighborhood dogs and adventuresome squirrels create both a more powerful and pungent brew.

I asked for donkey punch and got a wicked hangover. Drink safely.

Author: trixie larue and bam bam annie http://donkey-punch.urbanup.com/1980842
18. (Donkey Punch) (29↑, 11↓)
The most epic techno song ever made.

Dudee, I was rolling the other night and blasted 'Donkey Punch' by Hatiras\! it was the best trip everrr.

19. (Donkey Punch) (20↑, 24↓)
Most commonly known as punching your partner in the back of the head right before orgasm to tighten the vagina or anus. But, this is now known as the Republican solution for the economy. Where they bend over the common working man (mostly democrats) by taking away their tax breaks and giving them to the rich business men with the idea of a trickle down effect (The anal sex) and then to enjoy it more at the workers expense the business then use the tax breaks to buy a new car and mansion for their own pleasure.( The punch in the back of the head for added pleasure)

Scott Walkers new bill to take away collective bargaining and benefits from state workers is like a donkey punch to our under paid and under appreciated educators.

20. (Donkey Punch) (0↑, 7↓)
Don't you guys know? It's the name of a British film.

Dude, we watched 'Donkey Punch' for shitty movie night and it really wasn't that bad.

Author: Thatguythatwatcheddonkeypunch http://donkey-punch.urbanup.com/5981397
21. (Donkey Punch) (4↑, 12↓)
A punch to the face given by a democrat to a republican politician.

I would really like to donkey punch John [Boehner] in his orange face.

22. (Donkey punch) (291↑, 308↓)
first, to the one that said no one actualy donkey punches, that is not tru. when i was in colege, a guy i hooked up with donkey punched me and i had to go to the hospital. i got brain damage. thatnk you, for that. anyway, a donkey punch is when a guy punches the girl in the back of the head and its sposed to make you have an orgasam. it doesnt work, and i cant telll you enogh not to do it.

uh im gonna be an asshole and donkey punch julie. yeah thats real fucking smart.

23. (Donkey Punch) (21↑, 43↓)
A splendid beverage composed of: 2/3 Dr. Pepper 1/3 Fruit Punch

Man, I'm thirsty. Hit me with a Donkey Punch.

24. (donkey punch) (310↑, 335↓)
when you hit your girlfriend in the back of her head with a toaster.

My girl and I were talking and stuff in the kitchen, and I got the nerve up to donkey punch her after making toast.

25. (donkey punch) (139↑, 165↓)
simple its when you punch a donkey in the face

mike tieson punched that donkey right in the face man that bitch got donkey punched then he bit off her ear yes the donkey was a girl

Author: t-radical squared http://donkey-punch.urbanup.com/1251624
26. (donkey punch) (143↑, 169↓)
When a guy is doing a chick in the ass, and he randomly slaps her in the back of the head causing her to tighten her ass severly.

"I donkey punched this chick last night, her ass was super tight."

27. (donkey punch) (130↑, 157↓)
where you rear back bending your knees, and jump at the person forward upper-cutting them in their nose using your bottom knuckles.

brian and i got in a fight, and he donkey punched the hell out of me. then i woke up in a trash can.

Author: jacob tanner billeford http://donkey-punch.urbanup.com/3058535
28. (donkey punch) (288↑, 315↓)
The usual definition: During anal sex the man punches the woman to tighten up her butt. The untold rendition of 'donkey punch': A guy is having sex with a girl doggie style (vaginally). Without a single warning, he pulls out and puts it in her butt. When she turns her head around to say 'what the fuck?', he socks her in the back of the head and she shits on his dick.

Have you heard the new way to break up with a girl? Ya, it's called '[donkey punch]'. Cuz then you can tell everyone she shat on your cack.

29. (Donkey Punch) (19↑, 47↓)
All of these other definitions are wrong. A Donkey Punch is when you're having sex doggy style and when she is about to orgasm you punch her in the kidney. It will knock the air out of her intensifying the orgasm and making her gasp so hard for air that she makes a "Hee-Haw" sound like a donkey, hence the name.

My girl friend was so loud after the [Donkey Punch] I gave her last night that my room-mate thought there was a [donkey show] in my room.

30. (Donkey Punch) (62↑, 90↓)
Administering a sharp blow to the back of a woman's head during anal intercourse just before you bust your nut.

So dude, I was banking my mom's ass last night and I donkey punched her too hard and she died. It was awesome.

31. (Donkey PuncH) (153↑, 181↓)
A very difficult to research sex act seems to find its way around. I experienced it and can't say i recommend it but essentially the partner gives a sharp rap on the head of varying force until it disorientates then pressing very firmly on her low back or sacrum he continues to have yet harder anal sex to enhance his orgasm, they don't seem to care if you orgasm.if you get both a [pink sock] and donkey punched you should hustle your self off to therapy.

since it was Friday it was also donkey punch night i don't think we are going out much more this isn't healthy

32. (DONKEY PUNCH) (389↑, 417↓)
While engaging in anal sex the male strikes the woman firmly and unannounced to the back of the head, this may cause an involuntary vagal nerve response of contractions most likely from both shock and the blow. this is a hard to research myth or legend that seems to have a life of its own. i think this is a poorly thought out act and potentially risky. it happened to me and i think it was the anticipatory build up that gave him the big orgasm. I had something like a dictal event.

" yah out of the blue i Fed Ex'd Maddy a donkey punch.. she went like ULLK...and twitched ...it freaking took her like 30 minutes to rewire..

33. (Donkey punch) (179↑, 207↓)
A.)A sexual position, used commonly among gay men where one male puts himself into a doggie style formation, while the other stands opposite riding his rear. B.)When this kid matt makes sweet love to his pet donkey.

A.)Hey bro matt donkey punched eddies mom, Sick\! B.)Bro matss at it again with the donkey punching\! Sick mother mother bad sommomma bitch.

34. (Donkey Punch) (157↑, 185↓)
When one person bends over and the other person forces their fist into the other persons anus, causing it to penetrate them.

'Shaun donkey punched Emma in the 20p toilets'

35. (donkey punch) (150↑, 178↓)
A punch to the back of the head or neck. The punch is delivered during anal sex. The purpose of the donkey punch is to cause the recipient's anus to clench tightly on the puncher's penis, thereby enhancing the puncher's sexual gratification. See [donkey blow]

"Just as I was about to bust, I gave that bitch a donkey punch. I came so hard, I almost passed out."

36. (Donkey Punch) (207↑, 235↓)
Manuever performed during the sexual act either anal, or Doggy style. It's when the male punches the female in the back of the head, or neck prior to orgasm. Therefore causing the females vaginal and anal muscles to constrict helping make a more intense orgasmic experience.

You pick up a hooker, and shes talking a lot, or just plain ugly... give her a donkey punch so you at least get your moneys worth\!

37. (Donkey Punch) (225↑, 253↓)
- punch to the back of the head during intercourse - Its when you are doing a girl from behind and right before you are about to release your power puss you punch her in the back of the head. This makes her vagina tense up and squeezes your power puss from your flesh rocket.

"damn girl, i would like to donkey punch the shit out of you"

38. (donkey punch) (210↑, 238↓)
When you're having anal sex with a girl and you're just finishing up, you punch them in the back of the head, making her ass hole contract so that when you pull out there's no shit on your dick.

"Tim donkey punched me last night when we were having sex."

39. (donkey punch) (10↑, 39↓)
while fucking a girl anally you smack her in the back of the head so she tightens up and you ejaculate.

man i donkey punched the shit out of lorena last night

40. (DONKEY PUNCH) (109↑, 138↓)
a sexual act (in the doggy style position) that involves punching your partner in the back of the neck just before you are about to cum, causing your partner to spasam giving you an intense awsome orgasam\!

Carl says to Patrice "i gave her a donkey punch last nite" Patrice says to carl " was it good" Carl says to patrice "yeah it was amazing but think i broke her neck"

41. (Donkey Punch) (124↑, 153↓)
It seems most people get overly creative in attempting to imagine what could be meant by a sexual act entitled the "donkey punch". It's incredibly simple, while using judicious amounts of lubrication a balled fist is forced into the anus. This resembles punching the ass of the recipient although saying ass punch is more literal and less comical than the synonym donkey punch.

She told us about this freak who wanted her to fist his ass. We were horrified to hear that she donkey punched him to the elbow.

Author: RealDealBobbySpiel http://donkey-punch.urbanup.com/3834369
42. (donkey punch) (122↑, 151↓)
a fist put straight into the asshole

we were in a fight when the cheating fuck donkey punched me\!

43. (Donkey Punch) (142↑, 171↓)
when you punch a person in the back of the head while fucking from behind (Doggy.) The punch should make the person tense-up, thereby constricting anal or vaginal passage and feeling good.

Did, you hear? Jason donkey punched Katie and said it felt amazing\!

44. (donkey punch) (193↑, 222↓)
To strike a female forcefuly I the rear of her crainium at the point of climax during anal sex. Often results in a bagel.

Jakes such a dick he donkey punched me last night then left. I woke up with such a bagel. That asshole.

45. (Donkey Punch) (3084↑, 3113↓)
Verb. Noun. Whilst participating in either vaginal or anal ‘[doggy style]’ intercourse, during the instant before the male ejaculates, the penis is inserted (or kept) in the female's anus, at which point he delivers a swift punch to the back of the female’s cranium. This results in the simultaneous contraction of the anal sphincter and various other muscles in the female, thus producing a tremendous sensation for the male. However, for the technique to render successful, the receiving party must be knocked utterly unconscious.

“I was banging this one night and I donkey punched the bitch so hard she passed out\!” “What happened after that?” “I fell asleep. What else?” “Hear hear\! Bravo\!”

46. (donkey punch) (121↑, 150↓)
To fist a person in the ass

"That bitch Haley is loose, I donkey punched her with no lube\!"

47. (donkey punch) (139↑, 168↓)
Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head.

This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

48. (donkey punch) (645↑, 674↓)
1) While engaged in the act of copulation in the canine position or [doggy style], and the male (or female with a [strap on] dildo)in the rear position senses that their partner (what ever their sex) is achieving a climax, the rear partner will strike, with less than lethal force, the back of the head of the partner in front, giving added intensity of the mind boggling climax, and usually ending an other wise dangerous relationship.

I heard he caused his divorce by Donkey Punching his ol' lady.

49. (Donkey Punch) (134↑, 163↓)
When you are having doggie-style sex with a girl and you pull out and stick it in her ass. When she turns around in suprise, you punch her in the face\!

I donkey-punched my girlfriend last night--that's why she has a black eye today.

50. (Donkey punch) (6↑, 36↓)
While giving it to a woman from behind pull out and slide it in her ass so she goes... eeeeeeeeeeee.... then punch her in the back of her head so she goes....... awwwwwww\!\!\!\!\!

I'll donkey punch you... again ;-)

Author: IamtherealMrBuckwild http://donkey-punch.urbanup.com/4942683
51. (donkey punch) (176↑, 206↓)
During the act of anal intercourse, typically in "doggy style" position, the man fingers the the girl to climax, and at that instant, punches her in the kidney and pulls out. The result is the woman shitting everywehre.

The donkey punch is quite a sexual feat, just dont get any on your feet.

Author: Old McJeezy's Jizz http://donkey-punch.urbanup.com/2693392
52. (Donkey Punch) (199↑, 229↓)
The donkey punch when done correctly can provide pleasure, provide comedy, and wreak havoc at the same time. First, you must be making love in the less traditional way of the booty. Next, right before the money shot comes (no pun intended), rare back and use all of your strength to punch your lover in the back of the head. This causes a tightening of the anal canal, thus making your experience all the more pleasurable. When your lover wakes up, she wont remember a thing, but you will\!

"Dude, last night I donkey punched the hell out of Mark\!"

53. (donkey punch) (155↑, 185↓)
The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the [Donkey Punch], wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.

"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately" "Have you tried to donkey punch?" "Yeah, it doesn't help." "How about the donkey swing?" "Bitchin\!\!"

54. (donkey punch) (128↑, 159↓)
while banging ur bitch in the anus u proceed to then punch her in the back of the head... if she coughs up blood thats 10 points\!\!

i fucked my bestfriends bitch and donkey punched the hell out of that bitch

55. (donkey punch) (160↑, 192↓)
When you punch someone in the cunt so hard that they die\!

*Isaiah donkey punches stephanie

56. (donkey punch) (138↑, 170↓)
Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head as hard as you can. This gives a tremendous sensation. But for it to work correctly, the girl must be completely knocked out, so that her asshole tightens up uncontrollably.

Last night, when I got back from the game I donkey punched Jenny, twice.

Author: PoloSportCondoms.com http://donkey-punch.urbanup.com/1305985
57. (Donkey Punch) (145↑, 242↓)
To take a huge hit when smoking weed.

Johny took a donkey punch and was high for hours.

Author: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz http://donkey-punch.urbanup.com/1915788
58. (donkey punch) (155↑, 277↓)
when you fuck a girl's vagina in doggy style and suddenly stick it in her pooper.

Dude, i totally donkey punched my girlfriend last night.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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